The Order of the Stick: Lumber Hulk
Once upon a time, the Order of the Stick was walking through a forest when suddenly- “Hold it right there!” Belkar Bitterleaf angrily shouted, interrupting the writer’s train of thought.
“Listen up you little piece of crap.” Belkar shouted once more whilst threateningly pointing his twin blades at the fourth wall, “Now don’t go think that just because your writing this stupid fanfic, that means we’ll do whatever you freaking want!” The rest of the Order watched Belkar’s ranting with a mix of horror and annoyance. “If you start making us act OOC, slash fic us, insert yourself as a character, or try to throw in some Mary Sue crap, I’m gonna shove my swords right up your-“